Anyone here good at identifying spiders? (Arachnophobia img warning)

[Qwepir]

excuse u

i was RIGHT THERE
and you just
KILLED IT
right in front of me

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[masterockets]

I hope I never meet those spiders

[Electrk]

I read the title but I clicked anyway

why did I click anyway

[The Tavros Nitram]

It's a House Spider.

They have many different varieties, but they are harmless.
A pic of house spiders

[IkeTheGeneric]

You have some tiny spiders lol

I got some big ass wood spiders living in my trees

[Eatyourham]

MAN THE loving HARPOONS WHAT THE forget IS THAT stuff, WE DONT GET THAT stuff IN ENGLAND OH MY loving GOD BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!

[The Tavros Nitram]

MAN THE loving HARPOONS WHAT THE forget IS THAT stuff, WE DONT GET THAT stuff IN ENGLAND OH MY loving GOD BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!

It's harmless lmao

[The Tavros Nitram]

I would still like, take caution around it because I am no expert.
I'm just going by the looks of it.

[Eatyourham]

It's harmless lmao

THAT stuff AINT HARMLESS WHAT IF YOU SAW THAT stuff ON YOUR richard.
BURRNN THE HOUSE

[The Tavros Nitram]

Pretty sure the first one isn't a wolf spider, either
lol

[Maxwell23461]

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Pretty sure the first one isn't a wolf spider, either
lol

I just want to step on it and see the blood guts splatter everywhere for some reason.

[psychomutt]

I just want to step on it and see the blood splatter everywhere!

how would you like it if i stepped on you?

[The Tavros Nitram]

I just want to step on it and see the blood splatter everywhere!

Spiders don't bleed

[Maxwell23461]

how would you like it if i stepped on you?

and how would you like it if I cut you up?

Spiders don't bleed

I meant guts*

[The Tavros Nitram]

and how would you like it if I cut you up?

I'd like it very much, thank you.
ooooohhh owned cigaretteot try harder next time ogm

how would you like it if your mouse just inexplicably exploded

fixed under the specific circumstances.