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| The Tavros Nitram:
"oh yes baby we may engage in an early precombine activity of romantic pleasure that will involve your genitals being in contact with my genitals." "that sounds like a nice thing but wont the combine catch us" "no they wont" *combine burst in* "ITS THE COMBINE GET ON THE loving GROUND WE GOT YOU NOW GORDON" "oh stuff" "welp, sorry gordon." "WE KNOW YOU WERE ENGAGING IN AN ACT OF ROMANTIC PLEASURE THAT INVOLVES YOUR GENITALS COMING INTO CONTACT WITH ALYX'S GENITALS GET ON THE loving GROUND" "damn these cutscenes" *kill the combine* "alright now may we engage in an act of romantic pleasure that involves your genitals coming into contact with my genitals, gordon?" "alyx not now we have to make a catchier word for this" "how about fornication, i saw that in a dictionary once" "no were too advanced" "how about love" "perfect" |
| VincentTheGuy:
Well, lets be honest. Half-life has more FULL LIFE CONSEQUENCES than Portal. |
| RagnaTheBroedge:
it does quite possibly involve the fate of reality as we know after all |
| VincentTheGuy:
--- Quote from: RagnaTheBroedge on March 10, 2013, 12:08:41 AM ---it does quite possibly involve the fate of reality as we know after all --- End quote --- I hope John Freeman can really save us all. |
| Mister Cheese:
--- Quote from: VincentTheGuy on March 10, 2013, 12:16:25 AM --- I hope John Freeman can really save us all. --- End quote --- Off topic- what is your avatar from? On topic- Portal 2 is the best |
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