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| Decepticon:
--- Quote from: The Tavros Nitram on March 09, 2013, 10:58:05 PM ---"oh yes baby we may engage in an early precombine activity of romantic pleasure that will involve your genitals being in contact with my genitals." "that sounds like a nice thing but wont the combine catch us" "no they wont" *combine burst in* "ITS THE COMBINE GET ON THE loving GROUND WE GOT YOU NOW GORDON" "oh stuff" "welp, sorry gordon." "WE KNOW YOU WERE ENGAGING IN AN ACT OF ROMANTIC PLEASURE THAT INVOLVES YOUR GENITALS COMING INTO CONTACT WITH ALYX'S GENITALS GET ON THE loving GROUND" "damn these cutscenes" *kill the combine* "alright now may we engage in an act of romantic pleasure that involves your genitals coming into contact with my genitals, gordon?" "alyx not now we have to make a catchier word for this" "how about fornication, i saw that in a dictionary once" "no were too advanced" "how about love" "perfect" --- End quote --- *Knock knock* "civil protection open up the door right now" a minute later the announcer goes off "warning some bitches are having love civil protection units get your asses over there or else we kill your families" oh and also, in Half Life 2, didn't they have these shields that blocked reproduction? On-Topic; Half life is the best. |
| grunterdb1951:
--- Quote from: Decepticon on March 10, 2013, 11:04:40 PM ---oh and also, in Half Life 2, didn't they have these shields that blocked reproduction? --- End quote --- Yeah, the Suppression Field stopped the process of impregnation, from one source I heard they had a combine shield INSIDE the womans vag. Welp. |
| fred da kiko:
If they had shields that stopped love the entire human population would go up in arms and revolt, which is why they only made it some kind of Permanent pusillanimous individual condom. |
| VincentTheGuy:
--- Quote from: Mister Cheese on March 10, 2013, 10:48:54 PM ---Off topic- what is your avatar from? On topic- Portal 2 is the best --- End quote --- I made it in endorphin. |
| Tudoreleuu:
aperture: clean, smooth, artificial, deadly black mesa: more primitive but people-friendly |
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