Hahahahhahahahahaha.
You're funny.That was one of the worst comebacks I have ever heard.
Technically it's just a logic error, applying mutual exclusion incorrectly.
Mounds, I'll tell you this now. It doesn't matter if you really are being an starfish or not; you are not going to be able to convince them of anything. Just stay calm, add this thread to your "blocked threads" list (theres a chrome extension out there somewhere that can do that for BL forums), and stop posting in this drama, because as it is, even if you're not being an ass, posting in your own personality drama is equal to digging your own grave.