So one day I was walking down the street when my imaginary friend appeared! So I said
"Sup brother friend want 2 go to the ice cream shop 2 get some ice craam?" and he said,
I'm done with ice cream, It's time I make my own living so I said
"What the forget are you talking about, living in my closet is a fine way to live", and he said,
"I need to get a job" and bang! I had the greatest loving idea since sliced cheez-its ,
I'd hire my imaginary friend as a hitman.
He could kill or maim anybody and I wouldn't get in trouble, I would be above the law, so I said
"Killing is business and business is good, want 2 become my hitman? I'll pay you fat cash" and he said "Yes, now we will rule the universe."
