The Battle topic

[Cargøn]

ZAMBI SNUPPER!
Zambi snupper snups nonnel's gnu out of his hand

[Ad Bot]

[Decepticon]

ZAMBI SNUPPER!
Zambi snupper snups nonnel's gnu out of his hand
[img ]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/1/19/Zombified_Sniper_RED.png/250px-Zombified_Sniper_RED.png[/img]

The small battleship hits the snupper, ripping him in half, then docks at land.
There is a memorial held for snupper.

[Cargøn]

The small battleship hits the snupper, ripping him in half, then docks at land.
There is a memorial held for snupper.

but he is zambi!
he still live!

[Maxwell23461]

meanwhile;

im stil GORDEN FREEMAN

[Decepticon]

but he is zambi!
he still live!

the zambi sinks into the ocean, and hits the floor, then finds a bunch of dead pilots and they become happy zambi friends.

meanwhile;

im stil GORDEN FREEMAN

you're on another world and headcrabs headhump you.

[Maxwell23461]

I have a crowbar so I kill it

[Cargøn]

the zambi sinks into the ocean, and hits the floor, then finds a bunch of dead pilots and they become happy zambi friends.

Is happy end!
Great, now I can talk regularly

[Nonnel]

* Decepticon tackles him again, taking his gun and throwing it out the window into the sea "CALM DOWN FOR ONCE GODDAMN" I tie his hands and try to calm him down by feeding him Mini Wheats

[Gsterman]

mini wheats calm everyone down

[Decepticon]

oh gosh
that is
i can't stop laughing
anyways

/me kisses nonnel

* Decepticon takes Nonnel off the ship and out into the surface, untying him and taking him to the Royal Palace.

[Steve5452]

the forget

[Gsterman]

oh gosh
that is
i can't stop laughing
anyways

/me kisses nonnel

* Decepticon takes Nonnel off the ship and out into the surface, untying him and taking him to the Royal Palace.

>:C
Meanwhile, in an unnamed island in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean, a secret laboratory is creating something...

[Decepticon]

the forget

Welcome. Welcome, to The Battle topic. You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining urban centers. I thought so much of The Battle topic, that I elected to establish my administration, here, in the citadel, so thoughtfully provided by our benefactors. I am proud to call The Battle topic my home. And so, whether you are here to stay, or passing through to parts unknown, welcome, to The Battle topic. It's safer here.

[Gsterman]

Welcome, welcome to The Battle topic, you have chosen, or have been chosen to relocate to one of our finest remaining urban centers. I thought so much of The Battle topic that I elected to establish my illustration here. I've been proud to call The Battle topic my home. And so, whether you are here to stay, or passing by on your way to some other home, welcome to The Battle topic.

Welcome to the Battle Topic. Its safer here.

[blockguy123]

powergaem powergaem!
blockguy123 has been kicked from the topic.

YOU CANT DO DAT

BAM BAM



I MIGHT LOOK LIKE I AM NOT SHOOTING BUT BITCH I AM!