How do you fap?

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People who don't fap are either Aloveual

just because you aren't loveually attracted to anyone does not make it impossible to fap

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[Crêpe]

Your mother does it for me, ask her

Clearly but rubbing the foreskin back and forth.

If you're a girl...well...that's a whole different story....

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People who don't fap are either Aloveual friends or research stars getting their juices emptied every fire minutes. I highly doubt the people in this thread saying "I don't" are either and just are afraid to admit it.

Or children, or extremely religious