get on omegle guys

[keesfani]

I am trying really hard to be funny come pls

[Ad Bot]

[Crimson]

You: hey
Stranger: oi
You: we should make airplane noises
Stranger: ye
Stranger: so uh
You: uh
You: ill start
You: phthrhh
Stranger: phtphpthptphphhhhhhh
You: nerorooooooktxhhhhhhhffffpbpb ppbb
You: rpbpbpptchhheeeeeeeeeaaahh
Stranger: nieereerereerrrrrr
You: woooshhh
Stranger: pshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooo ooooooooooooooooo
You: ptfffch This is your captian speaking, we have reached a cruising altitude of 30000 feet tschh
You: nerrooopshgh
Stranger: PSHKAKAKDWDBBAUSKF
Stranger: WE'RE CRASHING
Stranger: OH GOD
Stranger: THE ENGINES ARE EXPLODING
You: Quick
You: save the children!
Stranger: NO
Stranger: THE VIDEO GAMES
Stranger: I CAN'T LEAVE THEM
You: Riiight! we have enough parachutes to save orselves and the games
Stranger: YE
You: grab them and jump!
Stranger: AIGHT
You: gogoogogo
Stranger: FHPHGPHPHPHPHPHPHHPHPHPHPHPHP HPHHHPHPPHP
You: *shouts to passengers* WE DIDNT LIKE YOU ANYWAYYYYYYY
You: *as we jump the plane explodes*
Stranger: PSOWFJWHFEGEHIGUHWHFHSFHSF
You: Dont look at the explosion! we must seem like badasses!
You: ohsnap
You: NOOOO COPILOT TIMMY
You: WHY DID YOU DIE SO YOUUUHUHUNNNNGG
Stranger: WHO GIES A stuff
Stranger: WE'VE GOT THE GAMES
You: YOU HAD SUCH A BRIGHT FUTURE
You: true
You: SCREW YOU TIMMY
You: ok now lets go play videogames
Stranger: ye
You: <3


I don't know who my pilot buddy was still :<

[MaroonCacti²]

[Jerome]

C;<

[AQuietBadger]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like BLF, and Blockland.
You: o jezub
Stranger: do you wanna get fingered
You: possibly
Stranger: what finger do u wanna get fingered with
You: what are my OPTIONS
Stranger: pointer middle index pinky or thumb
You: all of the above
Stranger: too bad you're getting middle
Stranger: ...........................
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You: o man
Stranger: get redy 2 fukin die
You: o man
You: im getin redy
Stranger: ...........................
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[LOTS OF ASCII MIDDLE FINGERS LATER...]


Stranger: you're dead
Stranger: not big suprise
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

EDIT 1

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like blf, and blockland.
Stranger: hi
You: OH
You: I FOUND ONE
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i found an epic pic of badspot
You: okay
Stranger: want to see it
You: maybe
Stranger: its lolable ;3
You: alright
Stranger: hmm
You: hmm?
Stranger: if i send it
Stranger: what is your forum name
You: what is yours
Stranger: lord tony
You have disconnected.

EDIT 2
I encountered somebody who made me guess who they were. They told me their name started with a J and they had the best avatar. I guessed like 2 people then they disconnected. Thinking about it now, it was probably John Freeman.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like blf.
You: aw crap
Stranger: uh
Stranger: so
Stranger: wana cyber
You: wh
Stranger: cmon bby
You: no
You: :[
Stranger: ;c
You: what's thou forum name
Stranger: uh
Stranger: the guy with the best avatar
Stranger: this is easy
You: please tell me it's not you again
Stranger: c:<
You: idk
You: does your name start with k
You: i mean
You: J
You: i hit k by accident
Stranger: oh yeah i accidentally closed the tab
Stranger: yeah j
You: idk
You: john freeman?
Stranger: gues again
You: ja-
You: waaait a minute
You: uhh
Stranger: remember, the best avatar
You: did i already guess jacksaunt or however its spelled
Stranger: mhmmm
You: ok
You: umm
You: jairo?]
You: woops
Stranger: nop
You: hmmm
You: who else is there
You: gimmie a sec
You: ...hang on
You: not jerome?
Stranger: nop
You: not JPSC?
Stranger: which would mean i'm jerome
You: i
You: what
Stranger: because i'm not not jerome
You: my brain cannot process these words correctly
Stranger: go back to kindergatern cigarettet
You: lol i give up
You: you've made my life too hard
You: life is not worth living
Stranger: jesus christ im jerome
You: i said that
You: i said jerome last time you liar
Stranger: but i said no to not being jerome
You: wow i must have brain damage
You: ok thanks
You have disconnected.

EDIT 3
I've run into this guy 3 times, I think.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like blf.
You: o no
Stranger: so
You: os
Stranger: what about your operating system
You: i'm not sure.
You: so
You: you like to blockland?
Stranger: well
Stranger: sometimes
Stranger: not as much i used to
You: o
You: you like to blockland forum?
Stranger: ye
You: o
You: what's your name
You: (on the forum)
Stranger: gues
Stranger: ;)
You: no
You: please no
Stranger: yes
You: let me guess
Stranger: go ahead
You: best avatar?
You: starts with a J?
Stranger: ;)
You: i'm just gonna go kill myself

EDIT 4
This is just ridiculous.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like blf.
Stranger: ;)
Stranger: miss me?
You: no
You: how
You: WHY
Stranger: you're mine
You: HOW DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING
Stranger: there's no escape
You: HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW
Stranger: magic c:
You: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Stranger: it's okay, little badger
Stranger: well
Stranger: actually
Stranger: i'm going to rape you
You: HOW DO YOU KNOW
You: WHAT
You: this isn't happening ;-;
Stranger: I'm afraid it is, my dead friend.
You: hhhhh
You: ;-;
Stranger: You're next.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Elecro]

this is some random guy on omegle

http://logs.omegle.com/cab33e4

[Jerome]

k guys i've come across badger for the fifth time, get your asses in here

[Mr.jacksaunt]

yay im on the page

[Steve5452]

Okay, I'm on.

[blueblur121]

I'm on.

[YayFun]

I'm on.

[YayFun]

I see what you did thar.

[Nonnel]

uh-huh

[Kazami]

Stranger: hi my name is amanda i like black men
You: Hi
Stranger: i like to play rough~
You: I like to slap things
Stranger: wanna slap my butt?? ~~
You: That would be an enjoyable experience
Stranger: its big and would make some real loud sounds..!!~~
You: I am a big fan of loud sounds
You: Especially when it involves big booties
Stranger: iv have big bootties~~
Stranger: they are nice and moist
Stranger: ~~
You: Moist like a whale, or moist like a wet towel?
Stranger: glazed like a donut
You: Yum
Stranger: ~~
You: I like cream filled doughnuts
Stranger: cream~~
You: Can i cream fill your doughnut
Stranger: yes you can sugar~~
You: alright
You: What can i slap you with
You: I have a whip
You: a belt
You: a sledgehammer
You: and
Stranger: a belt pls~~~
You: a metal plunger...
You: alright
You: Anyway, who ru on the forums?
Stranger: badspot
You: orly?
Stranger: ys ask me anthing
You: What type of youtube videos have you been uploading a lot, you have 10 seconds to reply or i will believe that you looked it up
You: times up
You: ill accept an answer
You: but
Stranger: about me working on my thing
Stranger: printer
You: No
Stranger: i fixed a printer
You: What
Stranger: played with rotondo
Stranger: and made an arcade
Stranger: you cigarette
You: You looked it up
You: It's quite obvious
You: The REAL badspot
You: could have answered my question quickly
You: and I specified what video I was looking for
Stranger: no fuk you im am reall badspot!
You: then
Stranger: yes
Stranger: m~
Stranger: yes
You: name the 2d platformer game that you made
You: 5 secs
Stranger: perennial
You: ooh nice one
You: alright
You: how does the game start
You: 5 secs
Stranger: snake
You: haha
Stranger: i won
Stranger: im am super real bnadspot
You: totes
You: I believe you
Stranger: ask me anyything il snawe answer
You: like I believe in the ability to shape shift my star fish into a very handsome looking chimpanzee

[epicbat3]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like BLF.
Stranger: HELLO
You: HELLO NIGRO
Stranger: HOW ARE YOU
You: IM DOING loving FINE MATE
You: HOW BOUT YE SELF?
Stranger: EATING CHIPS, WATCHING TV
You: OH IM JUST LOOKING
You: FOR BLOCKLANDARZ
Stranger: YE
You: ......../´¯/)
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Stranger: What the forget did you just loving say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the forget out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my loving words. You think you can get away with saying that stuff to me over the Internet? Think again, forgeter. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're loving dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little stuff. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your loving tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will stuff fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're loving dead, kiddo
You: that was on.
You: a youtube vid
You: mate
Stranger: MATE?
Stranger: What the forget did you just loving say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the forget out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my loving words. You think you can get away with saying that stuff to me over the Internet? Think again, forgeter. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're loving dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little stuff. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your loving tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will stuff fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're loving dead, kiddo
You: YEPO MATE.
You: WAT
You: DA FUQ
You: IS loving
You: GOIN
You: ONWNANANAA
Stranger: did you died yet
You: yep