Struggle ~methamphetuh oh~

[masterockets]

Do a handstand

[Ad Bot]

[Shell]

Do a handstand

This is fun!

You're starting to lose your balance now. No no NO NO

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Menen]

Start crawling, Legless

[Buu]

tear off fhe casts on your legs and plead to jesus to heal you (%1)

[masterockets]

Roll down the hill!

[Shell]

tear off fhe casts on your legs and plead to jesus to heal you (%1)

It works! Your legs are healed and you can walk again.

...is what you would say if that actually happened.

Start crawling, Legless

Roll down the hill!

You continue. You are going to reach that wheelchair. You WILL reach that wheelchair, even if it wastes all of your energy.

This was a terrible idea. So close, yet so far. You feel like you want to pass out, but you can't give up now.

Thirst is becoming an issue as well as boredom. You have no idea where the next source of water is. As far as you know, you're in the middle of nowhere.

[Cuddles le Bear]

Mosquitoes come and eat you alive.

[Shell]

That's not a suggestion.

[Menen]

Strange man on Hill: Help legless

[Redconer]

Try to plan it out how to get there easily


Wait, I thought Jesus helped you

[Shell]

Strange man on Hill: Help legless

This wasn't a terrible idea at all.

: Wassup lil man? : ... : ... : You sleepin or something? : Go away, you're not real. : You sure? : I feel pretty real. : You're a hallucination and I'm probably going to die. : So great that my last thought is the one where I realize that I'm losing my mind. : ... : You're one forgeted up kid, you know that?

: Stop poking me, I'm not dead yet. : If I wasn't real, I wouldn't be able to poke you. : That enough proof? : ... : What happened to them legs? : Long story. : Hate long stories. : Forget it then. : Listen, you look like you need help. : I do. : Good, my eyes work then. : You don't exactly look like you can help. : You don't have a car, or anything. : True dat. : But it don't look like you have anything to eat. : Or drink. : Was it that obvious? : Yeah.

: Fistbump bro?

[Daswiruch]

fistbump man and take his water

[Shell]

fistbump man and take his water

: That was terrible. : What? : Just... Nevermind. : Can you do me a favor? : What is it? : Remind me not to fistbump you again. : That was so... negative. : A fistbump is supposed to show a brotha's love for their homie. : Not just to get it over with. : I didn't even want to fistbump you in the first place! : I don't know if your hands are clean! : : I'm hurt, lil man. : What makes you think my hands wouldn't be sparkly clean? : I take care of my hands. : Ever seen fairly odd parents? : Uh... yes? : Why? : I keep my hands cleaner than Skylark keeps his teeth clean. : That was a terrible simile. : That was an brown townogy. : Simile. : brown townogy. : Simile. : brown townogy. : Simile.

[Nonnel]

Tell yourself that you're wrong because that's obviously an brown townogy because those two things are somewhat similar.

[Shell]

Tell yourself that you're wrong because that's obviously an brown townogy because those two things are somewhat similar.

Instead of telling yourself that you're wrong, the man is nice enough to do it for you.

: No, little dude, you got it all wrong. : It's an brown townogy because those things are similar! : Hands and teeth are not similar! : How are they not similar? : One is for eating and one is for... : Jerking it? : What? : Nevermind. : It doesn't matter that they do different things! : It matters that they are both body parts. : That's like saying humans and tigers are similar because they breathe! : SEE? That right there was an brown townogy. : The 'stupid' thing I said is similar to that stupid thing you said. : That's how brown townogies work! : A simile is like saying, "I'm as fast as a cheetah!" : That's what you said but with different wording! : No it wasn't! : You know what, we should both shut up. : You got water to drink. : You know I'm right. : Drop it. : Drop it like it's hot? : No, just drop it. :