Author Topic: Have you had a WTF dream like this?  (Read 1956 times)

I had a dream where some enemy invaded the US, and they were giving a speech at my school. Then one person stood up and started singing Edelweiss, and everyone else in the gym gradually stood up and joined in. The invader guys then walked off in shame.

I had this dream where I was talking to my dad about television. He looked at his watch and said "Oh stuff, I have to wake up!"

I then woke up.

i had a dream like month ago that me, atkitton, and her kid were in line at some amusement park ride. though i dont recall the ride, it wasnt really important i guess lol.
there was this group of teenage girls in front of us doing that annoying chatter thing that them types do. and i was trying really really hard not to snap and yell at them. like apparently it was really obnoxious lol.
finally, kitton's kid said to them "will you guys stop it already!!!!!" and they all got really quiet. and one of the girls looked forward in the line and called her dad to join in on the conflict.

the guy beat the living forget out of me lol. i remember just laying there like wtf did i say lol.
and i was shouting stuff like "arughgh im not with them!!!"
and eviee (kittons kid) is yelling at me "stand up jake, the line is moving!!!!"



i woke up and said "wtf eviee"
it was prob a ploy to sneak ahead in line about 8 people.

I don't remember any of my dreams lol

uhh
detachable snake dream

I once had this dream where i was in the jungle walking on a wooden bridge that was linking 2 trees together. Then a hole formed in the bridge underneath where i was standing and i fell and landed on a treadmill made completely out of bamboo. Then i looked up and there was a control room with windows on one of the nearby trees overlooking where i was. Then i noticed a fence around where i was so i couldn't go very far from the treadmill. Then there were these dudes up in the control room and they made the treadmill go so fast that i flew off the back of it and into the fence and it electrocuted me and i woke up.

Lol

I had a nightmare where I was being chased by a psycho killer and I ended up get crushed in the back of a garbage truck.
Turns out there was a garbage truck outside my house.

I had a dream where I walked up a small hill, kicked over a paper bush to reveal a taco which I then used to fly into the sky around a parking garage while waving at an astronaut inside a frozen pool.

Is that weird enough for you?