My Hamster Bit Me

[Mounds Bar]

Onetime I was distracted from the hamster cage but my finger was still on the wires, And my hamster bit the tip of my index finger and it started shooting out blood in streams.
It was disgusting and it stung like a bitch.

Jesus, that's horrible.

Wasn't it psychomutt or someone

Ya, that was horrible, ten bucks he cut it in half.

hemophilic

No, no, I'm not. He kicked in his survival instincts, that's all he could do to protect himself. It's like cannibalism but not at all.

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[Maxwell23461]

or he stuck a firecracker up it's ass then lit it

[fawkes..]

Wasn't it psychomutt or someone

Oh it was wasn't it, don't know why I thought it was Mounds Bar

Didn't he say he fed it mashed potato and it blew up? Lol

[Mounds Bar]

or he stuck a firecracker up it's ass then lit it

[Thé Lord Tony]

Rodents such as a hamster have razor sharp powerful teeth capable of cracking open a wall nut. Can your two front teeth do that?

There is a reason Raticate in pokemon has such a badass hyper fang.

[SeventhSandwich]

I once knew this kid in 5th grade who would run onto the football field, pretend to get hit by a football (poorly), and then dramatically pretend to pass out to garner attention from other kids.

I'm not a doctor or anything, but that 'wound' is definitely fake.

[Mounds Bar]

I once knew this kid in 5th grade who would run onto the football field, pretend to get hit by a football (poorly), and then dramatically pretend to pass out to garner attention from other kids.

I'm not a doctor or anything, but that 'wound' is definitely fake.

Kid sounds like a friend. I'm not going to argue about details that you assume to know but don't actually know. Think what you wish.

[Thé Lord Tony]

I'm not a doctor or anything, but that 'wound' is definitely fake.

I wouldn't say fake as much as it seems like he may have put pressure on the cut to let more blood spill out so he could let it drip and smear it everywhere.

[SeventhSandwich]

Kid sounds like a friend. I'm not going to argue about details that you assume to know but don't actually know. Think what you wish.

I'm just saying that you aren't going to have any friends if you fake injuries to get attention.

[Thé Lord Tony]

I could make a tiny little cut right now, put pressure on it and smear my blood loving everywhere.

[Tetris]

then do it

[Thé Lord Tony]

then do it

I don't fake injuries for attention on a lego forum.

[SeventhSandwich]

I could make a tiny little cut right now, put pressure on it and smear my blood loving everywhere.

Do you have hemophilia or something?

[Mounds Bar]

I'm just saying that you aren't going to have any friends if you fake injuries to get attention.

But I'm serious, this happened.

[Thé Lord Tony]

Do you have hemophilia or something?

Probably, I could bleed for a long time just by squeezing it out.