Author Topic: worst adventure ever jackstuff stop existing  (Read 11166 times)

if youre going the think like lara croft you need tits like lara croft
this you do not have

if youre going the think like lara croft you need tits like lara croft
this you do not have

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immediately leave room because someone in the darkness might have seen the bolts disappear

immediately leave room because someone in the darkness might have seen the bolts disappear

You decide to leave the room because it was obviously a trap. Also the Boca Bandits terrify you.


In fact, you just decide to leave the building.


And then you decide to leave the whole block.
This bow is actually pretty small. You also have to stand like this when you draw, which means you have to shuffle to move and that annoys you immensely.

Try to find that guy, or go break into the car across the street

find michael and have hot passionate love with him

why are you uncloaked

cloak and
find michael and have hot passionate love with him

Cloak back you suicidal she-moron

Cloak back you suicidal she-moron
find michael
Try to find that guy

You decide to stop being a yellow belly and find that blockhead. He's probably already dead by now.


Damnit! The BBs must have heard you when you left earlier. They're patrolling the hotel.

You do a sneak thing and get to the stairwell.


Walking fast, writings pass, and you're hallwaybound.


Oh. Well this hole is new.
It appears that the hole was formed by a rocket coming from inside. Odd.


Oh that's just great, she's gonna be here for a while.


: Hello?
: ...no, I haven't found her yet.
: Well how is it my fault that I'm the 7th person you've called that doesn't know?
: ...yes sir.
: muttermutterpendejomutter

Damnit. So there are at least 7 patrolmen around.

Sneak up behind her and knock her out.

Alternatively shoot her

Stand by for a bit. Prep arrow to the knee head in case things get ugly or nobody comes by.

Stand by for a bit. Prep arrow to the knee head in case things get ugly or nobody comes by.
You decide to stand by on the killing for a while and focus on finding the guy.

The guard girl cloaks, and you begin your rescue.


This piece of stuff bow is just getting harder and harder to use. If you could find a suppressed pistol of some kind, it would make your job a lot easier.

keep moving and search for a pistol