Author Topic: What would your last words be?  (Read 3417 times)

"I did this to meeeeeee"


WHO FARTED?!?! *pulls out gun and kills self*

It depends on what I would be killed by. Of course, for something that would instantly kill me, I wouldn't have any last words. If I died by natural causes, my last words would be "Well, I've lived a long life...". If I died by something pathetic (like bleeding to death by getting a paper cut), I'd say "You've gotta be kidding me...".

"Hold my beer... What could possibly go wrong?"


'See you in hell...'

'We'll meet again in heaven...'

"My treasure? If you want it, you can have it. Go look for it! I left all of it at that place!"

people will love me for that

"hey guys, watch this"

"Oh, I almost forgot. I have something for you. My most prized possession. I have it hidden in the-"

"Hey guys what's goin' on in he-"

Or alteratively, "i blame bob"

"Glory to Arstotzka!"

or alternatively

"Silence the Kolechian scum… for me…"

« Last Edit: April 08, 2016, 12:20:05 PM by CapTMeaT »

"I blame the OPeeeeeeee...!"

watch what i can do!