Worst damage you have caused to yourself

[.Atlas]

Broken my nose once or twice by walking into stuff. Worst by far was crashing my bike into a wall and shattering my bottom two ribs on both sides. They're an inch or two shorter than the average male's rib now.

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[Becquerel]

I got 2
1. Someone ran into me at terminal velocity with a scooter. Did not end well.
2. Slipped and fell on concrete, scraping my knee and leaving a 3 inch wide hole there.

[beachbum111111]

I tripped

[Blooker]

Broken my nose once or twice by walking into stuff. Worst by far was crashing my bike into a wall and shattering my bottom two ribs on both sides. They're an inch or two shorter than the average male's rib now.

Don't be such a baby, ribs grow back!

[Gamefandan]

No fingers.
???.
Ow.

Door wouldn't close all the way due to the fact that my bones were stopping it.

[Steve5452]

was it steep?

It was about a 45 degree slope, but this is Arizona so you know what the ground is like.

[Tokthree]

Door wouldn't close all the way due to the fact that my bones were stopping it.

Didn't slam hard enough.
6/10, try again

[Moriarty]

was showing some bitch on the playground how to not use a swing
a fractured arm later

[Khorde]

so get this right.

i was taking a bath and stuff when i was little. and my loving baby brother comes running in, naked stuff ass and all and jumps his forgeten ass in the tub. i get out quickly and run through the house, cold and forgeten naked wet and stuff. well all that aside, as i was running i miscalculated the size of my richard and it whipped around and stubbed itself on the furniture. i fell to the ground and held my richard for hours only to realize it felt pretty cool. my mom was shocked to see me, wet and naked laying on the floor touching myself.

i said to her

"cool innit"

[Blockzillahead]

I was climbing furniture as a kid and slipped and hit the back of my head on a sharp wooden corner. Had to go get it stitched up and now I have a scar and no hair grows in a tiny spot :(

[dkamm65]

I landed awkwardly on my shoulder playing football, and managed to strain the center of my breastbone, specifically my sternal angle. I'm assuming it caused costochondritis. Now I have a huge bulge in the center of my chest. This has been persisting for over a year now. Usually it only causes very minor pain, but sometimes it can be so bad I can hardly move my arms.

[Tokthree]

I was climbing furniture as a kid and slipped and hit the back of my head on a sharp wooden corner. Had to go get it stitched up and now I have a scar and no hair grows in a tiny spot :(

Use it as a cover story when you start balding

[Gojira]

Riding my bike downhill as a child, I slammed into a cactus and tumbled down a rocky hill. It was the most awful thing ever.

This except I lost control on the dirt rather than hitting a cactus

[Grassy]

Was playing with a friend and my bro in my bedroom. (Before you think anything perverted, don't.) I was trying to get off my bed but I caught my foot in my bed sheet. I tripped, banged my head on the ladder and broke my arm.
We got rid of the bed some time AFTER my arm was fixed... I fear bunk beds...

[Pengie]

I was having an argument on the phone and everytime the bitch on the other end said something stupid I would unconsciously grind my knuckles on the edge of the nearby table. This went on for an hour and at the end of it I slammed my fist down on the table and noticed the blood. Me being me, I'm a little squeamish and I started running to the sink to wash my hand. I ran into the door handle of one of the open doors, I fell over and got carpet burns on my everything.

Shoulda seen my parents faces when I went up to my mum, crying because of the argument, hands bleeding and carpet burn all up my elbows and knees.