Recently, I heard about a new Mario character known as "Toadette".
Instantly, I think; "Oh great, a new Toad. What's next, she's a princess and we have to save her as Toad?"
I open a second Google Chrome and search for Toadette and images of her.
Almost instantly, I see this piece of fine art;
Pretty sure I shouldn't have posted this part.
Way to go, Google. You just made me lose my dinner.
Discuss this horror and Google Images it's self.
inb4"didthisreallyneedatopic?"