You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyy
You: hello
Stranger: asl?
You: why do you want to know?
Stranger: haha well i would like to know if im talking to some creepy loaf of a man
You: i highly doubt anyone of that description would be on here
Stranger: well you never know
You: how would i know you aren't one?
Stranger: i suppose you wouldnt
You: therefore there is no way to find out who someone really is
Stranger: yus but its more assuring when they say they arnt
You: they could lie
You: you could be a creep
You: or the president of mexico
You: or some guy living in his parents basement
Stranger: howd you know!
You: well, most of the worlds populations in urban areas live in their parents basement
You: wait
Stranger: no way
You: are you saying your the president of mexico, a child enthusiast, and you live in your parents basement?
You: thats high for a mexican president
Stranger: ikr its pretty intense
You: i could be the australian ambassador that is currently in russia
You: or i could be someone you know
Stranger: yah thats almost even more creepy
You: you are most likely an elephant
You: that is elephant giraff
