Author Topic: Mormons Came to the Door Today  (Read 2890 times)


AH! What happened!? I want to know! :c

This is why my only belief is science

*waits for Saturday*

What I should do is blast The Book of Mormon when they knock at the door.

I always invite the door-to-door mormons to dance with me and they usually do

*waits for Saturday*

What I should do is blast The Book of Mormon when they knock at the door.
Everyone's a little bit tribal

I had Jehovah's witnesses at my door a couple weeks ago. They were pretty nice people actually so I wasn't a douche to them. We ended up chatting for half an hour or so.

*waits for Saturday*

What I should do is blast The Book of Mormon when they knock at the door.
I thought you were atheist, not a richard

I thought you were atheist, not a richard
.....
It was a joke


Whenever Mormons come to my door I make sure I express all possible signs of a sociopath

I was alone at my house and two of them visited me while I was adjusting my bike's brakes.

They asked if I was interested in bikes.

....


I was alone at my house and two of them visited me while I was adjusting my bike's brakes.

They asked if I was interested in bikes.

....
"Nah, I just like tools"

OP you're Canadian as forget