The stuffty Superpower Game v4

[fuzzytoastedcoconut]

But you pee red because you drink so much



I get power of bullying kids

[Ad Bot]

[jackrobbman]

A nerdy man-child picks you up and breaks you in half when he sees you picking on kids. As you spend the rest of your life paralyzed in a hospital bed, you lament thinking that becoming a bully would make you feel better and realize that you were only making the bullies that bullied you into bullying feel justified in their actions. 



The ability to become Chuck Norris

[8hbc]

But you become a 3 year old Chuck Norris

The power to memorize an entire textbook the night before a test

[cromartini]

You can memorize entire textbooks, but in return you completly forget something else

The power to ressurect the dead

[jackrobbman]

You singlehandedly cause a zombie apocalypse.

The power to solve any murder case in seconds.

[failbros2]

when you solve a case, another person gets murdered, leading to a quick chain of murders that only result in more people dying if solved

ability to summon a ghost to play a song for you with any instrument

[jackrobbman]

The ghost loudly plays Never Gonna Give You Up with a kazoo nonstop until you decide to violently rupture your own ear-drums by clapping your ears repeatedly.


The ability to play any instrument perfectly without ever having to learn.

[foulprairiedog]

you can now hear all the imperfections in other people's music and can never enjoy music again.

ability to sleep immediately instead of lying awake in bed for hours