Author Topic: YOU CRINGE YOU LOSE (Read 2520085 times)

pinworms are little worms that burrow inside of your colon. when your butt itches at night, those are the eggs hatching and if you scratch it it lets them hatch. the only way to find out is to put duct tape on your starfish at night. when you wake up the next morning, they somehow manage to find their way into your breakfast and the cycle repeats. source: wikipedia, reddit

MrFreestyle2000 · April 19, 2014, 02:00:45 PM

Quote from: Candy Apple on April 19, 2014, 01:59:53 PM

pinworms are little worms that burrow inside of your colon. when your butt itches at night, those are the eggs hatching and if you scratch it it lets them hatch. the only way to find out is to put duct tape on your starfish at night. when you wake up the next morning, they somehow manage to find their way into your breakfast and the cycle repeats. source: wikipedia, reddit

Damn, nature is at it again

CharlesSpeaking · April 19, 2014, 02:14:01 PM

Quote from: MrFreestyle2000 on April 19, 2014, 01:23:03 PM

Can you just forget off, that's been weeks behind and your ass is gonna stir stuff up again I don't want to let it happen

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@april 16th

Buu · April 19, 2014, 02:27:58 PM

Quote from: Rabbot32 on April 17, 2014, 01:35:01 PM

Removed because I realised that was a total jackass thing to do.
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well actually it'd be awesome to use psychics to you know, convince people to get it on. They did say yes, so its consensual love.

Decepticon · April 19, 2014, 02:31:05 PM

Quote from: Candy Apple on April 19, 2014, 01:59:53 PM

pinworms are little worms that burrow inside of your colon. when your butt itches at night, those are the eggs hatching and if you scratch it it lets them hatch. the only way to find out is to put duct tape on your starfish at night. when you wake up the next morning, they somehow manage to find their way into your breakfast and the cycle repeats. source: wikipedia, reddit

tbh guys this whole 'ooohhh look spiders and bugs and other things inside of you!" is kinda boring now and just isn't achieving that cringey feel

also lol reddit

MrFreestyle2000 · April 19, 2014, 02:42:29 PM

Snaked_Snake's new avatar

Cringier than his older one