Don't put a banana peel in the microwave for 30 seconds

[sorrel]

oh god what

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[Port]

I don't understand. What?

You put a banana peel in the microwave for 30 seconds and now your richard is burning?

[carolcat]

I don't understand. What?

You put a banana peel in the microwave for 30 seconds and now your richard is burning?

i think he wrapped it around his richard

[Port]

i think he wrapped it around his richard

why the forget would he do that when he know it was extremely hot? jesus christ try thinking for a second

[Decepticon]

help my snake is burning

[Torin0101]

I let it cool, I kinda was really bored and curious

[carolcat]

why the forget would he do that when he know it was extremely hot? jesus christ try thinking for a second

who knows what was going through his head

[Nonnel]

who knows what was going through his head

"lol i'm gonna masturbate with a banana"

[Port]

"lol i'm gonna masturbate with a banana"

"lol i'm gonna masturbate with a banana peel that's on fire"

[Tonkka²]

"lol i'm gonna masturbate with a banana"

..But instead of sticking one up my ass, I'm going to shove my richard in one!

[carolcat]

"lol i'm gonna masturbate with a banana peel that's on fire"

hot

[Torin0101]

You don't realize how stupid I feel today... at least it's a good life lesson?

[Ceist]

You don't realize how stupid I feel today... at least it's a good life lesson?

tell all the kids. "don't microwave a banana peel for more than 10 seconds, otherwise your snake will catch fire.

[Isjix]

sounds like you and that peel are trying to have something in common

 

[Proog]

Remember kids if you masturbate your snake will fall off.
This may or may not be natural selection.