Author Topic: 1000 ways to get kicked out of IKEA (Read 13490 times)

Mr Man · June 10, 2013, 04:51:38 AM

We haven't had one of these in a while, so here we go

1. Use a display toilet
2. love on one of the beds
3. Have a store-wide airsoft war
4. Have a shopping cart race
5. Try to start a store-wide harlem shake using the intercom

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dorkdotdan · June 10, 2013, 05:25:22 AM

6. Take all the little Ikea pencils

ThinkInvisible · June 10, 2013, 05:32:53 AM

Quote from: dorkdotdan on June 10, 2013, 05:25:22 AM

7. Floor ALL THE hockey.

8. Release a truckful of homing pigeons into the building.

Måster Blåster · June 10, 2013, 06:05:06 AM

9. Make lots of destruction by throwing everything around and kicking the lamps.

Crispy_ · June 10, 2013, 06:26:50 AM

10. Show this topic to a store employee.

Daswiruch · June 10, 2013, 06:41:09 AM

11. Try to assemble everything into a big thing

bejacks · June 10, 2013, 08:00:36 AM

12. rooster-slap an Ikea employee.

Choi · June 10, 2013, 09:13:13 AM

13. Request a prebuilt

Tokerovin · June 10, 2013, 09:13:51 AM

14. Steal all the meat balls.

Jokey365 · June 10, 2013, 09:39:33 AM

15. Use the restroom.

Without actually being inside the restroom.

Gatysh · June 10, 2013, 09:42:50 AM

Quote from: Tokerovin on June 10, 2013, 09:13:51 AM

14. Steal all the meat balls.

16. Throw your stolen meatballs at random people in the store while screaming "BORK BORK!"

Clone v.117 · June 10, 2013, 09:47:04 AM

17. Sacrifice a goat to Satan.

NalNalas · June 10, 2013, 10:01:55 AM

18. Wear a fursuit and start singing the hey Arnold theme song

blockguy123 · June 10, 2013, 10:05:34 AM

19. wet dreams on a bed

Becquerel · June 10, 2013, 10:06:21 AM

20. Sacrifice Satan to a goat.