Author Topic: Nations at War  (Read 65447 times)

Good thing Mr. Tyvass doesn't have a dog motherforgeter.

He has a jackal.
Well it got stolen, kicked once, and returned.

10 Ukafunge Jets are sold to Vierte, Vierte not knowing the Jet's engines are sabotaged. The jets are built in Vierte by Atsinan workers, who know the plan. Plastic explosives are hidden deep inside the jets and wired to explode on ignition of the jet's engine, by Viertian pilots. The money is wired to a Abdullahian account.

Mr. Tyvass smiles, knowing that he has officially payed back Vierte for kicking his jackal.

The jets are thoroughly (and by thoroughly I mean practically reverse engineered, torn apart and rebuilt) inspected before initial takeoff, and the explosives are found before they are detonated. They are removed and moved to a safe distance, then detonated.
The leader demands his money back.

The jets are thoroughly inspected before initial takeoff, and the explosives are found before they are detonated. They are removed and moved to a safe distance, then detonated.
So you disassembled the entire engine

The jets are thoroughly inspected before initial takeoff, and the explosives are found before they are detonated. They are removed and moved to a safe distance, then detonated.
serious
"HEY GUYS I HAVE THIS FEELING BUT LETS INSPECT THE JETS!"
"OKAY MR.PRESIDENT SIR!"
seriously they just randomly examine the jets

I imagine an inspection would happen but not that thorough.

serious
"HEY GUYS I HAVE THIS FEELING BUT LETS INSPECT THE JETS!"
"OKAY MR.PRESIDENT SIR!"
seriously they just randomly examine the jets
would you not inspect new purchases to make sure they are in working order
besides we have jets we're gonna reverse engineer them and find out how they work
and our top scientists are fairly certain that bombs are not involved in jet operation.

would you not inspect new purchases to make sure they are in working order
besides we have jets we're gonna reverse engineer them and find out how they work
and our top scientists are fairly certain that bombs are not involved in jet operation.
hidden
deep
inside the jets
and how can you examine detonated jets?

Sure they are!

A squadron of about 30 Radi bombers take off from Berlin as well as 50 Zirailli fighters to escort them.  They fly toward Vierte, on course for Raumhafen.

hidden
deep
inside the jets
and how can you examine detonated jets?
we wanted to know how EVERYTHING IN THE JET WORKED
EVERYTHING
EVERY
LAST
THING
Besides
We were doing an inspection before flying them, therefore they did not detonate, nor could you remotely detonate them.

Interceptors are sent to, erm, intercept the bombers, and shoot them down or make them jettison their payload and turn back.

THE ESCORTS SHOOT THEMS MOTHAforgetAS DOWN

um btw, engine overhauls are done all the time in real life. They take entire engines apart and examine every single part on it.

THE ESCORTS SHOOT THEMS MOTHAforgetAS DOWN
The escorts are fought too.