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Port
Shrek

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i can't

i just

can't




this topic deserves an award



.. wow
um

Shush now, quiet now. It's awkward if you talk.

Shush now, quiet now. It's awkward if you talk.


I will wreck your stuff

Wow. 12 pages. I didn't think it would go on for that long, I thought it would just end at page 2.

I will wreck your stuff

Buddy buddy, you keep on talking like that and someone might get hurt.

And it's sure as hell not gonna be me.

Buddy buddy, you keep on talking like that and someone might get hurt.

And it's sure as hell not gonna be me.

Too bad hell isn't sure

you guys should have a rap battle

Too bad hell isn't sure

Bro I roll with the loving bloods you don't wanna forget with me I'll come to your house late at night and bust a cap in yo ass mother forgeter. We'll steal yo dog, make you pass up yo money fo it back and then sell it to some mexicans man. You don't wanna forget with me bitch I'm the top dog around here. You try and forget with me and I'll be selling yo organs on the sidewalk, fifty cents each, no refunds. If we can't sell all of them in a day we'll feed them to the local wild life, those deers sure do look starved. Maybe they'd like some Shadowsfear kidney. Hell, I might be generous enough to feed some of your organs to some lonely, abandoned children on the street. But lets not go into details, and leave it at this: forget with me, and you'll have your star fish stretched to lengths and widths that is should not be stretched to.

I like the taste of his semen in my throat.