Guys, i THINK i might be addicted to energy drinks

[naturemon]

You can't eat drinks though.

You eat the cans, dead men can't pee.

[Ad Bot]

[Ben Grapevine]

That is so bad for you lol

Have fun living to 35 and then dying of liver failure

[sir dooble]

You can't eat drinks though.

Energy Drink ice-lollies. :3

Do ice-lollies count as a drink or a food, if you consume it by licking it down?

[AromaniaFTW]

[Blockzillahead]

That is so bad for you lol

Have fun living to 35 and then dying of liver failure

pff who needs a liver. just ask the doctors to remove it. if you feelin empty inside ask them to replace it with a condom.

[Anti-Block]

yeah i gotta cut it :(

[cooldawson3]

You eat the cans, dead men can't pee.

lol'd

Anyways, RIP liver.

[Anti-Block]

i need to find some sort of substitute that has the same taste, but in the end i figure it's nothing more than the taurine and ginseng that produces it.

that or quit entirely, but stuff at this point i might as well get in a 12-step or do some sort of clockwork-orange mind meld because DAMN they are so delicious

[Renekar]

from what i heard, common energy drinks contain about 20 grams of caffeine and 6 grams of benzoylmethylecgonine
energy drinks are like alcohol; when you drink your first one your liver will start to swell, just like how you give alcohol to a pigeon. after drinking about 29 cans of energy drinks a day your liver will implode causing a supermassive black hole to appear inside you, causing earth's population to dwindle down to about 20. the other 7.093 billion people on earth are sucked into the supermassive black hole, but the supermassive black hole cannot withstand the weight of 7 billion people, so at about 5.232 people the black hole explodes. but when it explodes, a phenomenon called "mass DNA cloning" happens, because when black holes mix with explosions it causes a reaction to DNA to split into 2, so the population is now 14.273.
basically, drinking energy drinks is bad.^[1]

[Anti-Block]

ppppsshhhh


i see no pine tree to verify this statements truth

[Mounds Bar]

That's funny, I was just about to post about how I just got a 100g bag of straight caffeine.

[Doughboy]

That's funny, I was just about to post about how I just got a 100g bag of straight caffeine.

i prefer gay caffeine
or maybe some aloveual caffein
biloveual caffeine is good too

[GhostOfBetaTapes]

any number of caffeine-free sodas and juices are out there that have stronger and better taste than energy drinks. I drink a lot of pineapple soda because god damn that stuff is delicious.

I also drink mountain dew, but that's more usual.

[Alyx Vance]

Energy drinks aren't good for you, however if you only drink a few per week you'll be fine.

I myself have a Monster right now.

[Racerboy]

Holy sweet mother of god...
I had an AMP once... it turned my pee neon green o.O

what was your reaction to standing up and seeing neon green in your toilet, that you knew was not there before