Author Topic: >>The American Thread<<  (Read 11814 times)

Teddy Roosevelt was loving awesome. This should be proof enough:

"While Roosevelt was campaigning in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, on October 14, 1912, a saloonkeeper named John Schrank shot him, but the bullet lodged in his chest only after penetrating his steel eyeglass case and passing through a thick (50 pages) single-folded copy of the speech he was carrying in his jacket. Roosevelt, as an experienced hunter and anatomist, correctly concluded that since he was not coughing blood, the bullet had not completely penetrated the chest wall to his lung, and so declined suggestions he go to the hospital immediately. Instead, he delivered his scheduled speech with blood seeping into his shirt. He spoke for 90 minutes. His opening comments to the gathered crowd were, "Ladies and gentlemen, I don't know whether you fully understand that I have just been shot; but it takes more than that to kill a Bull Moose."

and

"Upon receiving word of his death, his son Archie telegraphed his siblings simply, "The old lion is dead." The U.S. vice president, Thomas R. Marshall, said that "Death had to take Roosevelt sleeping, for if he had been awake, there would have been a fight."
« Last Edit: July 03, 2013, 10:14:39 AM by mlockha »


Meanwhile in america





My brother is in America for the summer, working at a Summer Camp teaching Kayaking.

I'm sure he's enjoying the US, but something tells me he won't be the happiest tomorrow, what with being a slightly stubborn Brit who's not quite impressed by American Patriotism.

Also, he says you guys put sugar in absolutely everything, and every American he has drunk with is a lightweight.
Something to do with not drinking until 21. It's like you have the alcohol tolerance of children.

My brother is in America for the summer, working at a Summer Camp teaching Kayaking.

I'm sure he's enjoying the US, but something tells me he won't be the happiest tomorrow, what with being a slightly stubborn Brit who's not quite impressed by American Patriotism.

Also, he says you guys put sugar in absolutely everything, and every American he has drunk with is a lightweight.
Something to do with not drinking until 21. It's like you have the alcohol tolerance of children.
We like sweet tea.

My brother is in America for the summer, working at a Summer Camp teaching Kayaking.

I'm sure he's enjoying the US, but something tells me he won't be the happiest tomorrow, what with being a slightly stubborn Brit who's not quite impressed by American Patriotism.

Also, he says you guys put sugar in absolutely everything, and every American he has drunk with is a lightweight.
Something to do with not drinking until 21. It's like you have the alcohol tolerance of children.


yo
we have free healthcare
can you believe that
You socialists, over here a man has to earn his right to healthcare!


You mean "The 'Murica Thread" right?

« Last Edit: July 03, 2013, 11:25:49 AM by lolz?? »

Also, he says you guys put sugar in absolutely everything, and every American he has drunk with is a lightweight.
Something to do with not drinking until 21. It's like you have the alcohol tolerance of children.
I'm not sure about the alcohol tolerance part, but the sugar part is pretty much true. If you go to a grocery store, fast food place, or even most resturants they will put sugar in the food. You have to go to places that actually sell natural food to get stuff without sugar.

I'm not sure about the alcohol tolerance part, but the sugar part is pretty much true. If you go to a grocery store, fast food place, or even most resturants they will put sugar in the food. You have to go to places that actually sell natural food to get stuff without sugar.
Yet apparantly your chocolate is not as sweet as that found in Europe.

So you sugar everything but the things that need sugar.