so he went to the store for picking up a cheese grater for his new snakes when he sees 11 school girls...
he proceeds to forget them but then realises that they are 8 year olds and he starts to puke lemons
The lemons become limes and..
But hope was still in life for the one survivor, named Fatchild Watson...
And then pours gravy on her potato boobies
and then proceeded to grope them, but remembered they're hard potatoes and instead started to chew on them.