dear forums i require assistance coping with an infant

[Starzy]

Tell him if he's gonna force you to be his goddamn babysitter he better be ready to pay you for it. forgettard doesn't realize that you do NOT leave a seven-month-old baby at home while he AND his wife work all day.

Or let it stuff all over the floor. Your call lol

This

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[Niff]

hit it with two bricks

fixd

[BlockoBlocko]

Just make a crucial mistake, such as letting the baby fall on his butt or letting the baby cut his hand.

Then, they won't trust you to watch the baby anymore. Voila!

[Niff]

Just make a crucial mistake, such as letting the baby fall on his butt or letting the baby cut his hand.

Then, they won't trust you to watch the baby anymore. Voila!

Your future wife will also not want babies with you.

[Harm94]

Don't let the stress get to you or you might shake the baby. Just put the baby down somewhere you it can't get hurt and walk around outside for a minutes trying to tune into the sound of nature and the slow deep breaths. Also doesn't your uncle have a wife or girl friend that is supposed to take care of the baby?

[fawkes..]

Cut your holiday short and go home, that way you can see all your friends and not have to put up with babies.

[Ragequit]

throw it at an oncoming bus

[tkepahama]

how old is this babye carol

i've been stuck with a seven month old baby

σ_σ

[Crypto]

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[Night Fox]

yeah that would work if adults would took 14 year old's seriously.
spoiler they dont
I'm 16 and I still get stuff for standing up to anyone who has a single bit of authority over me, delivered politely or not. I think Pandan's advice is the best, try and remove yourself from the situation.

translation: "I have bad parents"

[Zeblote]

Open door
Place baby outside
Close door

Done!

[BlockoBlocko]

Your future wife will also not want babies with you.

Nooooo D;

[Crispy_]

it's best to cook it before it ages - the meat is more delicious young

[LegendZ]

Too many Hannibals in this thread.

[Cool Boi]

shove it up your vagina so it gets un-born.

You win the thread