Conspiracy Files - Poll inbound

[Muslim]

Updated with two posts but they are raw copy pastes. I'll add names tomorrow.

[Ad Bot]

[Harm94]

Valve will never finish the half life 2 saga because they know the fans will not like the ending. So they keep leaving easter eggs to keep the hype going and troll us.

[SWAT One]

Your nipples are not real. They are GPS trackers implanted into you by the government when you're born!

Oh god hahahahaha.

[Muslim]

P-P-P-POSTED

[QuadStorm]

The universe isn't real; we are all in an inescapable simulation made by aliens in the 4th dimension. This is also the reason we only have three dimensions; they were too lazy to add it in.

[Muslim]

More coming guys. I need more submissions!

[Linkusofepica]

Potatoes are secretly alien eggs grown by the United States government to make the invasion easier.

[Decepticon]

I do not approve with how you viewed me on your blog.

I will say again, none of these myths are true! How many crackpot crazies are there?

I demand for this post to be on your blog.

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I demand this post to be on your crazy whatever "blog"! People must realize it's all fake!

[Muslim]

http://theconspiracyfilesweb.blogspot.com/2013/07/potatoes-are.html

[Decepticon]

http://theconspiracyfilesweb.blogspot.com/2013/07/potatoes-are.html

How could you have not put my post on there?! The people must have the idea!

[kidplasma]

Muslim is part of the NSA trying to find out how much we know about the secrets of the world, ad he's trying to make it look like these are all silly myths.

[Muslim]

http://theconspiracyfilesweb.blogspot.com/2013/07/from-too-stupid-that-i-had-to-post-file.html

[Muslim]

Bump

[Legodude77]

All proceeds during steam sales actually go toward a secret Government fund which buys raw materials which in turn goes toward keeping aliens happy so that they don't decide to kill us all.

[Muslim]

At least it keeps us from dying.