Author Topic: Favorite portal and portal 2 quotes (Read 1885 times)

King of the Bill · July 27, 2013, 08:46:28 PM

I liked, "Oh, the floor, what's the floor doing... Oh! It's holding everything up. The floor is important, it's holding everything up."

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Ipquarx · July 27, 2013, 08:54:45 PM

Quote from: King of the Bill on July 27, 2013, 08:46:28 PM

I liked, "Oh, the floor, what's the floor doing... Oh! It's holding everything up. The floor is important, it's holding everything up."

Half of these quotes I've never heard
Where are they found in the game?

.::Taboo::. · July 27, 2013, 09:29:03 PM

wow it's almost like it's 2009 all over again

awesomebread · July 27, 2013, 09:30:25 PM

From GLaDOS
"You dangerous mute lunatic"
" Look at you, soaring through the air like an eagle... piloting a blimp"

From Wheatley
"Good news. That is NOT a docking station"

Rainzx� · July 27, 2013, 09:43:47 PM

Cave Johnson has the best quotes.

Plexious · July 27, 2013, 09:46:33 PM

He's not just a regular moron. He's the product of the greatest minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of building the dumbest moron who ever lived.

Cybersix · July 27, 2013, 09:47:18 PM

Any Wheatley quote because Stephen Merchant is god

SuperFlaminninja · July 27, 2013, 09:54:22 PM

Quote from: Ipquarx on July 27, 2013, 08:18:59 PM

Oh look, I found your parents' phone number. Let's give them a call.

*ring*
"The birth parents you have reached do not love you"
"Please hang up"
*beep*

Oh that's sad. Impressive though. Maybe they worked at the phone company.

Niff · July 27, 2013, 10:21:13 PM

CHAPTER 9
THAT PART WHERE HE KILLS YOU

I liked that from Portal 2

Also
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awesomebread · July 27, 2013, 10:29:42 PM

Quote from: Niff on July 27, 2013, 10:21:13 PM

CHAPTER 10(?)
THAT PART WHERE HE KILLS YOU

I liked that from Portal 2

GLaDOS: "Well, this is the part where he kills us!"

Wheatley: "Hello, this is the part where I kill you"

Chapter 9: The Part Where He Kills You

Achievement unlocked: The part where he kills you

lol'd

King of the Bill · July 28, 2013, 12:04:01 AM

Quote from: Ipquarx on July 27, 2013, 08:54:45 PM

Half of these quotes I've never heard
Where are they found in the game?

I'm not sure about the floor one, it's spoken as if it were an idle quote and it's in the files (which I dug through to get voice clips).
Also Wheatly has a few other non-portal quotes from the TF2 Ap-Sap form.

Pacha+ · July 28, 2013, 12:26:49 AM

Oh hey, you're the lady from the test! Hi!]

I liked Curiosity Sphere :(

King of the Bill · July 28, 2013, 12:27:35 AM

Quote from: Pacha+ on July 28, 2013, 12:26:49 AM

Oh hey, you're the lady from the test! Hi!]

I liked Curiosity Sphere :(

Ooh, that thing has numbers on it!

Isjix · July 28, 2013, 01:15:28 AM

thank you for helping us help you help us all

King of the Bill · July 28, 2013, 07:26:58 PM

"That's where you come in"
...while Glados is telling Atlas and P-body about human reproduction.