I got a jellyfish sting.

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

You deserved it, you were in my territory.

D'aw c:

H-Hey! I was way bigger than that...

[Ad Bot]

[Maxwell.]

jellyfish are cute

[Cool Boi]

Pee on it

[Muslim]

Have you ever fallen backwards off of a bed that's 3 feet in the air when you're only 3 feet tall? Hurts, yo.

Have you ever had a bike accident where the gear ripped up your near? Hurts, yo.

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

Have you ever fallen backwards off of a bed that's 3 feet in the air when you're only 3 feet tall? Hurts, yo.

Have you ever had a bike accident where the gear ripped up your near? Hurts, yo.

Have you ever got stung by a jellyfish?

[Muslim]

Have you ever got stung by a jellyfish?

No, I haven't. I haven't been stung or bit by anything other than ants.

Although I did get bit by a dog when i was swimming in my friend's pool in Arizona. The dog goes insane in the water, just bits every-loving-living-being and will push you underwater. stuff's scary, yo.

[SeventhSandwich]

Have you ever fallen backwards off of a bed that's 3 feet in the air when you're only 3 feet tall? Hurts, yo.

Have you ever had a bike accident where the gear ripped up your near? Hurts, yo.

Are you part of some midget biker gang, or am I just misunderstanding your post?

[Muslim]

Are you part of some midget biker gang, or am I just misunderstanding your post?

 
You're misunderstanding it. I was 6 when the first incident happened, and the bike incident was ripping up my knee. It was on a bicycle.

[Zalot]

someone replaced my toilet paper with a cheese grater

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

someone replaced my toilet paper with a cheese grater

sorry i had to cut the cheese

[Becquerel]

someone replaced my toilet paper with a cheese grater

for some reason this got me seriously aroused

[Ipquarx]

for some reason this got me seriously aroused

[Becquerel]

Son, the girl is holding a Vorpal Blade, not a specially designed cheesegrater for your gleuteus maximus

[Legodude77]

[Jake White]

This entire thread is win