Author Topic: Dark Humor/Jokes (Read 26545 times)

rockslide26 · August 07, 2013, 04:20:38 AM

Hey guys, I'm in the mood for some horrible, tribal, and generally offensive jokes, post 'em here, make me laugh
I'll start with some

Why are all black people afraid of sleeping?
The last time one had a dream, he got shot

What's the difference between boy scouts and Jews?
boy scouts come home from camp

what's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews?
Santa goes down the chimney

How many Jews can you fit in a VW Beetle?
30, two in front, two in back, 26 in the ash tray.

Post more, as horrible as they get, I love some dark humor

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Ragequit · August 07, 2013, 04:22:19 AM

Gritty Grapnel joke

those kids caught bullets like hooks catch fish

in the face

Becquerel · August 07, 2013, 04:24:08 AM

these are brilliant

rockslide26 · August 07, 2013, 04:26:44 AM

What do you call a six year old with no friends?
a Gritty Grapnel Survivor

Did you guys hear about the Boston Marathon?
I heard it had an explosive finish

TheProdWad · August 07, 2013, 04:31:39 AM

A man was walking through the forest and saw a little girl crying beside a lake. He asked the girl what was wrong. "My dog jumped in the lake. My dad went in after the dog and they both drowned and died." The man unzipped his pants and said "Well I guess today's not just your day."

Clone v.117 · August 07, 2013, 04:53:20 AM

Quote from: TheProdWad on August 07, 2013, 04:31:39 AM

A man was walking through the forest and saw a little girl crying beside a lake. He asked the girl what was wrong. "My dog jumped in the lake. My dad went in after the dog and they both drowned and died." The man unzipped his pants and said "Well I guess today's not just your day."

Hot.

What do you call a black hitchhiker?
Stranded.

What's long and black?
The unemployment line.

What do black men do after love?
15 years to life.

Why did the black man cry during love?
The mace.

Ceist · August 07, 2013, 04:56:03 AM

how many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb.

none, they just beat the room for being black.

Ragequit · August 07, 2013, 04:56:08 AM

Quote from: Clone v.117 on August 07, 2013, 04:53:20 AM

Hot.

o u

Quote Story · August 07, 2013, 05:09:37 AM

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch

Names!

Tonkka� · August 07, 2013, 05:37:45 AM

Why are black people fast?
All the slow ones are in jail.

Whats so funny about dead baby jokes?
They never grow old.

Bacon Pancakes · August 07, 2013, 05:54:09 AM

:o woah kinda funny but woah :O

sir dooble · August 07, 2013, 06:22:24 AM

What's worse than 12 babies in a bin?

1 Baby in 12 bins.

Bacon Pancakes · August 07, 2013, 06:26:46 AM

What do you call a ginger baby on a wall?

a stain

Bacon Pancakes · August 07, 2013, 06:27:18 AM

How many babys does it take to paint a room?

depends how hard you throw them.

Doughboy · August 07, 2013, 06:35:08 AM

Whats the difference between a Lamborghini and a 5 year old?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.