Dark Humor/Jokes

[rockslide26]

Hey guys, I'm in the mood for some horrible, tribal, and generally offensive jokes, post 'em here, make me laugh
I'll start with some

Why are all black people afraid of sleeping?
The last time one had a dream, he got shot

What's the difference between boy scouts and Jews?
boy scouts come home from camp

what's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews?
Santa goes down the chimney

How many Jews can you fit in a VW Beetle?
30, two in front, two in back, 26 in the ash tray.

Post more, as horrible as they get, I love some dark humor

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[Ragequit]

Gritty Grapnel joke

those kids caught bullets like hooks catch fish

in the face

[Becquerel]

these are brilliant

[rockslide26]

What do you call a six year old with no friends?
a Gritty Grapnel Survivor

Did you guys hear about the Boston Marathon?
I heard it had an explosive finish

[TheProdWad]

A man was walking through the forest and saw a little girl crying beside a lake. He asked the girl what was wrong. "My dog jumped in the lake. My dad went in after the dog and they both drowned and died." The man unzipped his pants and said "Well I guess today's not just your day."

[Clone v.117]

A man was walking through the forest and saw a little girl crying beside a lake. He asked the girl what was wrong. "My dog jumped in the lake. My dad went in after the dog and they both drowned and died." The man unzipped his pants and said "Well I guess today's not just your day."

Hot.

What do you call a black hitchhiker?
Stranded.

What's long and black?
The unemployment line.

What do black men do after love?
15 years to life.

Why did the black man cry during love?
The mace.

[Ceist]

how many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb.

none, they just beat the room for being black.

[Ragequit]

Hot.

o u

[Quote Story]

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch

Names!

[Tonkka²]

Why are black people fast?
All the slow ones are in jail.

Whats so funny about dead baby jokes?
They never grow old.

[Bacon Pancakes]

:o woah kinda funny but woah :O

[sir dooble]

What's worse than 12 babies in a bin?

1 Baby in 12 bins.

[Bacon Pancakes]

What do you call a ginger baby on a wall?

a stain

[Bacon Pancakes]

How many babys does it take to paint a room?

depends how hard you throw them.

[Doughboy]

Whats the difference between a Lamborghini and a 5 year old?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.