Author Topic: I'm forgeted.  (Read 3225 times)

forget it I'm going to half way blow up the mattress with my mouth and sleep on it like that or something.
I'm going to blow the mattress so hard.

Not sure if that was an intentional love joke or not. I bet that mattress will enjoy it all. ;)

My lungs are broken, And my cheeks are numb from all the blowing. Thats what she said

My lungs are broken, And my cheeks are numb from all the blowing. Thats what she said
lel c: to all the world! anyway... TRY HARDER.

Ok this thread is full of thats what she said.
Anyways its so haaaard I can't do it.

just sleep on the deflated air mattress
shouldn't be too bad

Ok this thread is full of thats what she said.
Anyways its so haaaard I can't do it.

Your lungs must be pretty weak then. Playing brass instruments will greatly increase your lung capacity. :)

just sleep on the deflated air mattress
shouldn't be too bad
yeye

My cheeks tickle from the numbness. Fml

My cheeks tickle from the numbness. Fml
Slap yourself 'till they come back!

This happened to me before
but in a barn.
I stayed up the whole night next to a broken hole in the wall with coyotes outside.
They were so close I could hear footsteps
*shiver*

GL tho, splash water on your eyes to keep awake.

I can't leave the computer room because they have an ignorant dog outside the door that barks too much.
loving hell I laid on the mattress and I felt it slowly deflaiting, Turns out I didn't close the valve all the way.

I can't leave the computer room because they have an ignorant dog outside the door that barks too much.
Shoot the doge! lel

I can't leave the computer room because they have an ignorant dog outside the door that barks too much.
I couldn't leave the barn to go to the bathroom because there was coyotes outside that would most likely kill me

I can't leave the computer room because they have an ignorant dog outside the door that barks too much.
loving hell I laid on the mattress and I felt it slowly deflaiting, Turns out I didn't close the valve all the way.

What makes the dog ignorant?

I couldn't leave the barn to go to the bathroom because there was coyotes outside that would most likely kill me


Piss through the hole, but don't stick your wee-wee out or it might get bitten off. D:

I couldn't leave the barn to go to the bathroom because there was coyotes outside that would most likely kill me

Jump out the window and drop kick the coyotes!