implying that it's not all a saucey thing that you can't just wipe off
avocado- gross except on bacon and ham subs
tomatoes- ew get that stuffty squishy thing away
onions- forget it's so smelly and squishy and doesn't even taste that good
Avocado is like butter for me, and I like to have slices of them as snacks. Avocado butter (mashed avocado) on whole wheat crackers are really nice too. I don't like tomatoes, but on a warm summer day fresh sweet grape tomatoes can give you a mouth climax, and onions are good but not plain. I think that you must be having spoiled onions then, they aren't naturally squishy. I consume a lot of vegetables though, so I'm used to a lot of the textures and whatnot.
