Cool! I'm getting TF2 in a week!
Heavy: Oh my god who touched Sasha?!
Sniper: Boom, Headshot.
Scout: IF YOU WERE FROM, WHERE I WAS FROM, YOU'D BE F***ING DEAD!
Demo-man: I'm a Black scottish cyclops....They got more #!%#@%Y^#@#^^@#%@#@^@^&@##%@#@%@ Then they got the likes of me!
Engineer: Some big mean mother huckers trying to tear me into a structurely superfulus beehive. (How do you spell that stuff!?)
TF2 is awsome!
Lets not forget my personal Favorite...
Soldier: UNLESS IT'S A FARM!