Author Topic: How can I pass 8 hours  (Read 6117 times)

Don't skip school. Doing it now will probably cause you to do it more frequently. You have plenty of time to play GTA 5 on the weekends.


i'm sorry i know it was a joke but i still hate you.
Okay then, I lied, it's not a joke.

IF YOU REALLY WANT TO

You can say you forgot that you had a vocab quiz (or something) for first period at school and you forgot to study, then tell him you don't want to fail it and can you stay home and review it. Say it's a quiz so you only have to spend like 10-15 minutes "reviewing" it.

When I did this I wasn't lying though.

If you don't feel comfortable lying then induce throw up and say your stomach hurts or something.

I'm not gonna be a phaggot and say "Don't skip school it's bad for your hair" I just wouldn't do it more than twice a year

tell your parents "how little sleep you got the previous night and you're stressed because you don't understand the class at the moment so you feel like you need to stay home and study", etc
This, but we don't know your parents, so it really depends.

I wouldn't but if you really want to...

I hate you so much, so loving much dear god
i thought we had something
I'm kidding

fake a urinary tract infection or something, or just say your richard hurts real bad and you can't control your bladder

nobody can check that, nobody is willing to check it, and you can't go to school because you're in pain and you might piss your pants


fake a urinary tract infection or something, or just say your richard hurts real bad and you can't control your bladder

nobody can check that, nobody is willing to check it, and you can't go to school because you're in pain and you might piss your pants
i had surgery on my richard so

i had surgery on my richard so
most people do, it's called male genital mutilation. circumcision for short.

you're an idiot for wanting to skip school over a game


fake a urinary tract infection or something
This actually works lol, my brother tried it the other day.

This, but we don't know your parents, so it really depends.

I wouldn't but if you really want to...
I've used this one MULTIPLE times in the last few years and it works everytime. My mom is a chill motherforgeter and she's rarely strict so it does depend on your parents.

Okay then, I lied, it's not a joke.
good because i will stab you when you come to my house to beat me up.

Go to school, GTA won't better your life or help you at all in the long run. Gaming is for recreation, but it's a problem when you start missing the things that really matter in your life to play games.

And yes, school really does matter.

fake a urinary tract infection or something, or just say your richard hurts real bad and you can't control your bladder

nobody can check that, nobody is willing to check it, and you can't go to school because you're in pain and you might piss your pants