Grounded for a month for fapping.

[Madmitten]

I havent
I fap like 1 or 2 times a day

what in the hell
why
how
why

[Ad Bot]

[Night Fox]

See: research addiction
This actually happens. Heed your mother's advice.

did you even read that
masturbating to research when you get horny is far from an addiction
and besides that, it wouldn't affect your ability to have love

lol am i the only one who hasnt been caught yet

no
but my mom knows
if you think yours doesn't, you're lying to yourself

what in the hell
why
how
why

how? it's pretty simple

[Ben Watts]

You're just lucky Jesus didn't punish you.
Maybe in all that time you're grounded you can pray for forgiveness for being so sinful.

... What?

[Nal]

what in the hell
why
how
why

most of the time 1, but occasionally two. And not on weekends

[Madmitten]

how? it's pretty simple

for some reason when im in school i have less of an urge to masturbate

most of the time 1, but occasionally two.

this happens on holiday weekends with me

[Alyx Vance]

what in the hell
why
how
why

Uh
I have to like fap twice before I can even get up in the morning :/
I don't do it by choice, it just builds up to the point that I have to do something about it.

[Swampivorous]

I fap everyday, almost always multiple times in a row.  I think the record is 6 times in a row...or something like that.

[Scriode]

And yes, it's your own body

they can do whatever they want.

Contradicting yourself now. You said it's his own body and then you say his parents are god in their house. Technically the bank probably owns his house. So they have no jurisdiction on "their" house.

[Nal]

I fap everyday, almost always multiple times in a row.  I think the record is 6 times in a row...or something like that.

gOD DAMN THE MOST FOR ME WAS LIKE 4

[JazZ5109AI]

i mean it's a pretty normal thing, i highly doubt she grounded you for the simple fact of masturbating.

probably leaving your semen somewhere or she has noticed you've done it a lot.

then i agree with her anyway, thats gross to leave it everywhere, and having an addiction is possible

[Swampivorous]

I like how people are using 'addiction' so much just to describe habits that people do so often and so naturally.

On an unrelated note my loving avatar isn't changing what the forget.

[Nickelob Ultra]

See: research addiction
This actually happens. Heed your mother's advice.

or you could just not let it become a necessary habit/craving.


step 1 to fapping

don't have stupid overzealous conservatard parents

[JazZ5109AI]

I like how people are using 'addiction' so much just to describe habits that people do so often and so naturally.

On an unrelated note my loving avatar isn't changing what the forget.

no no, i literally mean addiction

if you literally cant prevent yourself from fapping every day, thats an addiction

getting one off every week or so is pretty normal

[AromaniaFTW]

I havent
I fap like 1 or 2 times a day

the pain your balls must endure

[Bahamut]

no, that's the most handicapped thing I've ever heard

it's actually true though