Grounded for a month for fapping.

[Titanium Man]

everybody masturbates

everybody masturbates

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[Ticonderoga]

Where was the semen?

she found it on her face
oh stuff incest

[awesomebread]

should've said it was hand sanitizer

[Renekar]

where

mouth

see when i do this i always do it out the window; it makes it more dramatic and plus who's going to look for semen on a polar bear

[Swollow]

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this is like saying one or two words in spanish and the rest in english and feeling cool

[[Maxx]]

see now this is why i'll probably masturbate when im somewhere in my teenage or adult years because i dont want to be caught doing it

[Scriode]

it's your parent decision whether or not loving yourself is okay

so it's fair

Do your parents choose what you do in life? They can get mad at him, they can ground him, but don't try to justify his parents controlling his every action. They can steer him in the right direction though.

[Bahamut]

honestly when people get punished for masturbating it honestly makes me laugh
like i can't take it seriously; "jonathan is grounded. you know why? he was frickin' masturbating!!!"

no but that really sucks. try to be careful next time? i couldn't honestly think of how she "found your semen" but i guess all i can say is dispose of it properly in the future

[Anybody]

she found it on her face
oh stuff incest

i was going to make this joke :(
tho it was funny even if you said it :)

[Alternat¡ve]

should've said it was hand sanitizer

your avatar is ruined once you see the finger in the upper right corner

[Bahamut]

see now this is why i'll probably masturbate when im somewhere in my teenage or adult years because i dont want to be caught doing it

lock door
don't be loud
keep an 'open ear' just in case
dispose of properly
do while nobody is around

bingo :)

[RaR]

whenever I do it, I do it right. Normally it's in the bathroom so all the evidence gets flushed away before it can even leave a scent. If not, I use a yellow colored towel and place it out before hand, followed by folding it up and placing it in a clean location.

[Niven]

wow you're so cool you know some imaginary programming language, and plus you are totally not being a prick!!!!

um

[Jaxx]

dixie cups. renewable and easy to dispose of.
also that's loving hilarious that she's so scared of you becoming some deviant that she grounds you, and, leaves you with nothing to do but masturbate. gg.

[Harm94]

everybody masturbates

not everyone