Author Topic: The castle: FREE CHOICE ADVENTURE  (Read 2748 times)

One rule:
Don't make up your own loving choices.

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You wake up in a small room.
A. Investigate
B. Go back to sleep
« Last Edit: September 30, 2013, 01:35:56 AM by Manofthecentury »

Your patience slowly withers.

is this a rip off of Greg's adventure

because he's not good at making adventures

find someone else to rip off.

Oh, also, A.

>> investigate the horribleness of the adventure

You investigate the room. A small chest sits in the corner. Suddenly, a loose tile from the ceiling falls and breaks your neck. Luckily, it was a dream and you wake up again.

A. Investigate
B. Open chest

B. Open chest and then implode

B. Open chest and then implode

You open the chest, and much to your annoyance, do not implode. Darn, you would've gone off 'with a bang too'! You realize how crappy that pun was and open the chest even further. Inside lies a sword. Yippee!
 [Sword taken]

A. Investigate further
B. Do some rad tricks with the sword


A?

The room also contains many pictures of you, for the purpose of fueling the fire that is your ego.

God you love yourself.

Anyways, there is a door in the East side and one in the West.

A. Go out West door
B. Go out East door
C. Other (specify)

C. Kiss yerself, ya narcissistic pusillanimous individual. You are the protagonist; there is nothing you cannot do.

and then go out the north door 'cause anarchy.

C. Kiss yerself, ya narcissistic pusillanimous individual. You are the protagonist; there is nothing you cannot do.

and then go out the north door 'cause anarchy.

You somehow manage to kiss yourself, realizing that you are being controlled by a higher being than yourself. Betraying the rules, you run out the north door. You are outside.

A. Investigate
B. Kill something

You see a small rabbit run by. Resisting the instinct, you choose not to kill it. You await the higher being's orders diligently.

You wonder if the higher beings are busy jacking off. You decide to stop wondering.

You see a small rabbit run by. Resisting the instinct, you choose not to kill it. You await the higher being's orders diligently.

Yo, quick note: If your adventure isn't progressing, let it rest. CP isn't that big, so your thread won't die instantaneously.

Yo, quick note: If your adventure isn't progressing, let it rest. CP isn't that big, so your thread won't die instantaneously.
Oh, I know.