Therapy

[Niff]

I feel like I'm dead. Is that normal?

Have you talked to some demons lately?

[Ad Bot]

[Johnny Blockhead]

we're talking to you right now

As I gently lift my eardrum into the wind, I hear the gentle woosh of the breeze. I know where it has come from, where it is going, and onwards. Oh the curse of a long life. Then I find something peculiar. It wasn't a sound, it was a bitter absence! I look around in confusion. "But I can't hear you!" I yell into the air. Even though I know many things, the result of this situation will puzzle me. Will they be able to hear me, even if they are miles and miles away on the computer? I wonder, oh wonder. Maybe mother nature will give me an answer within time.

[Niff]

As I gently lift my eardrum into the wind, I hear the gentle woosh of the breeze. I know where it has come from, where it is going, and onwards. Oh the curse of a long life. Then I find something peculiar. It wasn't a sound, it was a bitter absence! I look around in confusion. "But I can't hear you!" I yell into the air. Even though I know many things, the result of this situation will puzzle me. Will they be able to hear me, even if they are miles and miles away on the computer? I wonder, oh wonder. Maybe mother nature will give me an answer within time.

I think he means in real life guys

[shyGriff]

I feel like I'm dead. Is that normal?

same

[grunterdb1951]

So there's this black guy who comes into my room late at night and whispers in my ear lyrics from one direction songs, I could use some serious support right now, I'm scared.

Oh yeah, and he wears bright pink clothes and has a really big upper lip.

[Wispfire]

Have you talked to some demons lately?

Do demons include old men with robes...?

[Niff]

Do demons include old men with robes...?

Yes, did they sell you a crappy looking game for free?

[AromaniaFTW]

oh johnny
i tried to save them
all that's left of them is on the pavement in front of my house
i can't bear look at my hands for the evil they've commited
i want to cut and gnaw at them and throw them at the sidewalk where
where my family is splattered

[Wispfire]

Yes, did they sell you a crappy looking game for free?

Yes. I couldn't even see the title.

[Pandan]

i wish johnny gave me advice, while he thought i was joking.. i tried asking that boy out.. he called me a cigarette.

:( now my reputation is ruined

[grunterdb1951]

oh johnny
i tried to save them
all that's left of them is on the pavement in front of my house
i can't bear look at my hands for the evil they've commited
i want to cut and gnaw at them and throw them at the sidewalk where
where my family is splattered

Pin it on a friend.

[Johnny Blockhead]

oh johnny
i tried to save them
all that's left of them is on the pavement in front of my house
i can't bear look at my hands for the evil they've commited
i want to cut and gnaw at them and throw them at the sidewalk where
where my family is splattered

This doesn't make any sense at all

[Nevermind]

Father Johnny, I have sinned.

[grunterdb1951]

This doesn't make any sense at all

He's saying he committed murder, are you really qualified for therapy?

[AromaniaFTW]

This doesn't make any sense at all

DO YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH IT WOULD KILL ME TO EXPLAIN TO YOU WHAT ATROCITIES I HAVE DONE