[Shell 3+1]I roll to give everyone who posted before me a success in some shape or form
You give everyone a +2!
[SirLancelot7 1+2]Use my golf club to hit the spider off of you!
You hit it in the head. It does some damage.
Spider - 14/20
[CharlesSpeaking 2+2]burn it all with flamethrower
death
You light the flamethrower and light the spider on fire a little. It takes 1 extra damage from now on.
Spider - 8/20
[Redconer 6+2]No abuse me spider :(
WHOA WHOA WHOA! You over-succeed! The spider jumps onto your face and rapes the living hell out of you!
YOU WILL DEAD BE DEAD IN 1 TURN(S).
Spider - 7/20
[childofdarkness016 1+2]But
But you're one of us!!!
I roll to turn Redconer into a spider.
You do something. He's revived for a while, he will die in 1 turn.
Spider - 6/20
~Outcomes~
The spider is still alive, but with 6 HP!