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--- Quote from: Georges on November 28, 2014, 08:36:34 PM ---2 dolla I'd buy that for $2. I hate when people put like $1 in the add so it comes up in your searches almost regardless of price --- End quote --- Those are the worst kind of people. |
| Alyx Vance:
A few days ago someone my mom knows drove up to our house in a Jaguar XJS VI2, I didn't get any pictures of it sadly. I could hardly believe it was sitting in our driveway. |
| e-maxx:
this is the best joke ever --- Quote ---An GT6 pulled alongside a Rolls-Royce at a traffic light. "Do you have a car phone?" its driver asked the man in the Rolls. "Of course I do," was the haughty reply. "Do you have a fax machine?" The Rolls driver sighed. "I have that too." "Do you have a double bed in the back?" the GT6 driver wanted to know. Ashen-faced, the Rolls driver sped off. That afternoon, he had a mechanic install a double bed in his car. A week later, the Rolls driver passed the same GT6, parked on the side of the road with its back windows fogged up and steam pouring out. The arrogant driver pulled over, got out of the Rolls and banged on the GT6's rear window. "I want you to know that I've had a double bed installed," bragged the Rolls driver. The GT6 driver rolled his window down and frowned at the Rolls driver. "You got me out of the shower to tell me that?" --- End quote --- and this one --- Quote ---My husband phoned me the other day and proceeded to tell me he had purchased a new car for me. Well I was not thrilled I wanted the new 4 door SUV. What kind is it I asked..... a Triumph Spitfire a BRITISH car.... I've always wanted one he exclaimed! Well I knew nothing of these British cars. I love Coronation Street does that help? No? Well, family told me to be greatful, he only bought it because he's going through a MID LIFE CRCIA. "They either buy sports cars or trade the wife in for a slimmer newer model." He got BOTH. We've had the car now 4 days and I'm slimmer already...I've had to push it home everytime we go out! --- End quote --- --- Quote from: Alyx Vance on November 28, 2014, 10:29:33 PM ---A few days ago someone my mom knows drove up to our house in a Jaguar XJS VI2, I didn't get any pictures of it sadly. I could hardly believe it was sitting in our driveway. --- End quote --- if it was a true xjs it would marked it territory in the driveway :cookieMonster: |
| e-maxx:
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| Alyx Vance:
--- Quote from: e-maxx on November 30, 2014, 11:36:12 AM ---this is the best joke everand this oneif it was a true xjs it would marked it territory in the driveway :cookieMonster: --- End quote --- I took a look at it a few times, after a bit I found out who's it was. |
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