[8:53:29 PM] Foxscotch: guys
[8:53:31 PM] Foxscotch: i was driving
[8:53:35 PM] Foxscotch: on my way to the car mechanic
[8:53:43 PM] Foxscotch: like 70mph
[8:53:49 PM] Foxscotch: in a 55mph road
[8:53:54 PM] Foxscotch: and a cop saw me
[8:53:56 PM] Foxscotch: and he was like
[8:54:05 PM] Foxscotch: *turns on lights and makes a u-turn*
[8:54:10 PM] Foxscotch: and i got a speeding ticket :(
[8:54:31 PM] Foxscotch: apparently the exact speed aws 77mph
[8:55:57 PM] Foxscotch: the mechanic wasn't even open ;~;
my first ticket :(
my second time getting pulled over though
dunno how much it'll cost yet
fortunately it is 2015 and I can pay it on the internet. my mom will possibly never even know hopefully. maybe
I just got my first ticket like 3 days ago. I was going 85 in what I thought was a 45 (turned out to be a 55, lucky me) and talking to my girlfriend, so I was looking at her in the passenger seat instead of at the road. I glanced back at the road just in time to see myself pass a motorcycle cop hidden on the median behind some bushes. Cop asked me what I thought the speed limit was and how fast I thought I was going, said 45 and 65 since I was going down hill. He laughed and told me that I was doing a solid 85 then showed me a reading of 86 on the LIDAR gun. So I figured I was forgeted going 40mph over the speed limit of 45mph, turns out it was a 55. Cop was super nice though and explained how through some technicality he can write me a ticket for doing 85 in a 65, and that if I do traffic school it won't go on my record and my insurance won't go up. Also he could write me a ticket for travelling at an unsafe rate of speed which is a separate fine, but he decided not to. So I walked out of the situation with the same ticket I would get by driving normally on the freeway.
Also, my friend has a lawyer that specializes in trial by written declarations. For $90, he'll represent me to get the ticket waived. If it doesn't get waived, I get the $90 back. Great deal.
Edit: Jesus christ, this was a trainwreck of a post. I've edited it about ten times since posting it because I keep finding stuff wrong with it.