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Car thread
HooperScooper:
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selling a SUPER RARE 2008 ferrari gallardo with child body parts in the backseat
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glad the old one somehow in my backyard is that one. I thought I was the only one with the one without eyes.
I hate baby stuff
HooperScooper:
anyways this is my favorite car:
top speed: 0mph
e-maxx:
so this is a list of everything i have to tell people if they use my car
Don’t turn the wheel while you’re stationary or it’ll squeal like hell.
Also don’t pump the gas while you start it, she may be a hard starter but it won’t help any because its early efi.
Also you’ll probally have to smack the left taillight when you turn the lights on.
Oh yeah and sometimes when you’re going down the road the lights will just turn off, all you gotta do is flip the knob off and on again.
The emergency flashers don’t work, so don’t break down.
Yeah and sometimes it’ll scrape on dips if you’re speeding
Oh yeah, almost forgot about this one, try not to hit the center of the steering wheel because its not connected anymore and it’ll just fall off the wheel and end up in your lap.
Sometimes the window switches won’t work properly so try jiggling them back and forth. Better yet don’t put the windows down at all.
The sunroof broke so stop trying to open it.
YES, I KNOW IT SMELLS LIKE OIL.
shitlord:
back when i had my mountaineer i had to tell people not to use park because the front transfer case was out and it would slowly drift down a hill
not fast enough to see with the naked eye but fast enough to go down the driveway in 10 minutes
you had to use the E brake instead
Frankie²:
i dont let people drive my car period
the only issue with it is the large turn radius for the size of the car