Discussion thread- Romantic/"sweet" ideas for your significant other/crush

[AdinX]

afraid to make a move :(

do it
really you will loving regret it if you don't

spot on. If you know the person well, just think of something they would like to do (hang out, NOT a date,) if you think it went well, ask them out. That's what I did with my current gf, and she was anti-guy, anti dating, etc. She still had a lot of fun spending 5 hours in a hammock with me :L

unrelated: I swear to god I'm considering putting 50 shades of grey on the list because the second a girl finds out I'm reading it on my gf's nook, 75% of the time they ask if I own a grey tie or some other inconspicuous question.

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[Anti-Block]

get that bitch a horse

bitches love horses

[AdinX]

get that bitch a horse

bitches love horses

I almost posted beastiality
then I remembered badstuff doesn't like my sense of humor

You would be surprised, whenever I tell most girls I horseback ride occasionally w/ family, that's apparently super impressive and really gets their ladyboners going. However, realistically, caring for a horse is almost as bad as teen pregnancy, so I'm gonna have to keep that one off the list temporarily (gonna think that one over, I know in certain locations you can pay someone to lead you through horse-friendly trails)

[Reficul]

i loving love the op omg

[AdinX]

i loving love the op omg

I lov u 2 roufucool rufies referiecul reficul

[Clone v.117]

So I hear you want to get your girlfriend a card?
Well slow down, there is an even better way to go around this.
Instead of buying or even making your own card, combine these two ideas to create the most beautiful card ever~
Step 1. Go to somewhere that sells cards
Step 2. Buy a blank card
Step 3. Go through all of the romantic cards in the stands until you find one that you would give to your special someone
Step 4. Write down what is in that card into your blank card

By following these steps you can be sure to come out with a seemingly hand made and meaningful card!
And if you're lucky, after reading the card she may just let you make mincemeat of her dirty vaginal insides~

[AdinX]

So I hear you want to get your girlfriend a card?
Well slow down, there is an even better way to go around this.
Instead of buying or even making your own card, combine these two ideas to create the most beautiful card ever~
Step 1. Go to somewhere that sells cards
Step 2. Buy a blank card
Step 3. Go through all of the romantic cards in the stands until you find one that you would give to your special someone
Step 4. Write down what is in that card into your blank card

By following these steps you can be sure to come out with a seemingly hand made and meaningful card!
And if you're lucky, after reading the card she may just let you make mincemeat of her dirty vaginal insides~

Will actually add what you've got (keeping the humor) as well as my own personal variation ( I use Microsoft Word / Publisher to custom design cards, often times with poetry or just some sappy quote. works like a charm.)

[Night Fox]

orrrrr make something actually meaningful instead??

[AdinX]

orrrrr make something actually meaningful instead??

That's the beauty of the card trick. It is meaningful. I'll attach a picture of one of the cards I made, but the biggest thing is having nice paper. Rather than buying a card for EVERY event, you can make a card for your designated target, and it works for anyone, relationship OR friend OR that guy you hate in your second period class.

Usually I use script font for some poetry, include some art of some kind, maybe some borders around the edges, on the interior a personal message and a large enough space for me to nicely sign in pen

[Night Fox]

going to a store and ripping off the content of one of their cards is not meaningful
I was talking about what clone said

[Clone v.117]

going to a store and ripping off the content of one of their cards is not meaningful
I was talking about what clone said

Yeah, but the one your giving the card to doesn't know that.

[Flamecannon]

Yeah, but the one your giving the card to doesn't know that.

then you're as elastic as plastic getting poked with a stick in the mud you metal gear slug! it's not meaningful to either of you knowing someone in a factory made what you're going to say! punk!!!

[AdinX]

then you're as elastic as plastic getting poked with a stick in the mud you metal gear slug! it's not meaningful to either of you knowing someone in a factory made what you're going to say! punk!!!

Well when you put it that way, buying ANYTHING that was produced in China isn't sweet because it probably came from a sweatshop
though you have a point

It's also worth noting that not everyone is creative or good at poetry. To which point it's more effective to write a story or something for your S/O

[Shell]

tip: interrupting your girl with a kiss doesnt work like it does in the movies. you get slapped.

[Night Fox]

tip: interrupting your girl with a kiss doesnt work like it does in the movies. you get slapped.

did you learn this lesson from experience or