
POWERMINTYOU THINK YOU KNOW WHAT TRUE POWER IS?
WELL YOUR IDEA IS
stuffPOWERMINT WILL GIVE YOU ENERGY FOR DAYS, KICK NORMAL ENERGY DRINKS IN THEIR WINDPIPE WITH YOUR ENERGY LEGS
FOR PEOPLE WHO NEED GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF ENERGY
WITH NEW FLAVORS LIKE SHOCKOMINT
LIKE REGULAR MINT BUT WITH THE POWER OF AN ELECTRICAL STORM
ENERGY FOR MEN
MENERGYBABIES
YOU'LL HAVE SO MANY BABIES
400 BABIES
FEED YOUR BABIES SHOCKOMINT SO THEY CAN BE GOOD AT SPORTS
THEY'LL RUN SO FAST THEY'LL BE MISTAKEN FOR
KENYANS AND COMPETE AGAINST
KENYANS AND BE SHIPPED BACK TO
KENYAPOWERMINT, SO YOU CAN BE
UNCOMFORTABLY ENERGETIC.