don't ever join sports
okay let me level with you
people make friends through social events. One of the more known; sports.
When you make a bunch of friends and meet a bunch of people you have more of a reputation. More reputation means more bros. More bros means more hos.
so simplified:
SPORTS = GRILLS
but if you don't care about having friends, staying fit or getting hot grills, then by all means dont do any sports.