so in order to hang up my ghettoass projector screen (it's literally just a big white corrugated piece of cardboard (that helps simulate scanlines but i didn't expect that to happen)) i had to use these big fat forgetin christmas thumbtacks we had lying around to secure it on a wall
the first time i tried it i decided to hang it up above my bed
so i'm standing on this squishy-ass mattress and sort of bounding around struggling to keep my balance and occasionally i'd drop thumbtacks and be like 'well that's fine i'll just clean them up later' but about halfway through the entire thing i STEPPED ON ONE
THEY ARE THE SIZE OF ACORNS
THE PIN WAS THE SIZE OF MY forgetIN FINGERNAIL AND WAS MOSTLY BLUNT BECAUSE I WAS forgetIN REPEATEDLY PLACING THEM IN A WALL
so i jump the forget off my bed land on one foot and pull the forgetin thing out of my foot, this little forgetin squirt of blood pops out and i put a bandaid on it and i can already see the forgetin blood stain through the bandaid but i decide 'forget it i wanna play saints row 3 on a screen that is wider then i am tall' so i get right back up on the bed and start pinning stuff to the wall again and reuse the forgetin bloody thumbtack and my forgetin footblood is getting all over the forgetin bedsheet and i STEP ON ANOTHER ONE ON THE SAME forgetIN FOOT
so i get off the bed again put on some forgetin flipflops grab some duct tape from my desk because im not gonna be fooled a forgetin third time and i just tape the damn thing to the wall, hook up my projector (which is spectacular), kick off my shoes and play some saints row and that stuff was glorious
so maybe an hour later i get up, crack my neck and prepare to jump back in bed to go to sleep and THERE IS A THIRD loving THUMB TACK ON THE loving FLOOR
