Really Really Insanely Tall Building - PLOT TWIST (PAGE 73)

[Pie Crust]

Floor 854 contains Pie Crust pissed off that Bomb Kirby won the tallies.

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[Bomb Kirby]

Floor 855 contains some fortune cookies! Let's grab them!

Bomb Kirby's cookie: Your autocorrect may be fabulous, but it shall work against you in the coming week.
Pie Crust's cookie: You will claim page 100 on a thread soon.
Abstath's cookie: You will post in this thread more often next month.

[Pie Crust]

Floor 856 contains Pie Crust claiming owner of page 181.

[Bomb Kirby]

Floor 857 contains dat ;wap2

[Pie Crust]

Floor 858 says that ;wap2 is only useful for phones.

[Bomb Kirby]

Floor 859 contains the mysterious ;wap3

[Pie Crust]

Floor 860 contains every single x86 processor in the world.

[Bomb Kirby]

Floor 861 is the weather channel

[Pie Crust]

Floor 862 contains a rocket snake.

[Abstath]

Floor 863 contains a chain of bans

[Bomb Kirby]

Floor 864.

It's a rather generic office, however, the workers are quickly trying to get down the stairs. You look out of one of the room's many windows and a tornado is heading toward the building.

[Pie Crust]

Flor 865 has Cave Johnson's plans for a combustible lemon.

[Bomb Kirby]

Floor 866 has swords made of ice. You may want to bring one to floor 867. *hint hint*

[Electrk.]

jesus christ

[Pie Crust]

Floor 867 contains Bee Gee's set for Stayin' Alive.