Poll

Should yoga pants be allowed?

Yes
60 (45.5%)
No
21 (15.9%)
I really DON'T CARE
51 (38.6%)

Total Members Voted: 132

Author Topic: Holy cow, my schools dress code lol  (Read 8556 times)

Today, my friend masturbated and touched my hand. I whispered to him that my hand smelled like his richard. The teacher heard me. FML
Edit: ^^ That's not a joke that actually happened.
Why the hell would your friend be masturbating in school anyways?

Why the hell would your friend be masturbating in school anyways?

them girlies is temptin, dawg

Why the hell would your friend be masturbating in school anyways?


I saw his hand in his pants, and then he removed his hand as I was called to give an answer. Then I saw him touching my stuff and when I went back to move it, he touched my hand. My hand then started smelling like richard, so  I whispered this development to him after I was done with the answer. After class, my teacher asked what I had said, and I told her that I said he touched me and caused my hand to smell bad. She said "Yeah, I heard something like that. Be careful."


That's not even a loving dress code OP you can wear basically anything you want.

ok who are the 21 gay guys that voted no in the poll

I saw his hand in his pants, and then he removed his hand as I was called to give an answer. Then I saw him touching my stuff and when I went back to move it, he touched my hand. My hand then started smelling like richard, so  I whispered this development to him after I was done with the answer. After class, my teacher asked what I had said, and I told her that I said he touched me and caused my hand to smell bad. She said "Yeah, I heard something like that. Be careful."
The hell does a richard smell like?

ok who are the 21 gay guys that voted no in the poll
I voted no because I have a big bulge if you know what I'm saying.

The hell does a richard smell like?
It's hard to describe. It's a fairly distinct smell, and once you smell it you'll probably know what it is.
« Last Edit: October 23, 2013, 11:28:56 PM by Who Cares99 »