lel i like how every attempt at making the situation seem a little lightened up is being shoved off as "being an ass"
there's a line where it goes from "funny" to "you're a loving friend"
my condolences for OP's dog -- may he rest in peace and stuff. the expiration of a loved and loging companion is always gut-wrenching.
also, could we please see how he/she/they looked like before perishing? just curious